leedstagram:

”You better shape up cause i need a man”

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one


#the fact that he acknowledges his junk in the trunk makes me so happy I’m clawing at my face

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters
bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"
itsnotharris:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

I laughed for 3 million years..
gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*
im not ok srsly this solo should not be legal
im not ok
srsly this solo should not be legal

Seriously though, why are we not talking about this solo

It’s literally the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard I swear I’m not ok

How the One Direction Ellen Interview will be like

  • ellen: so it has been a while since you have been on the show
  • harry: yeah we are just so busy and have to go to rehearsals every single day for the tour this summer
  • ellen: interesting. now, we are going to play a game, we played it before.
  • louis: i have a bad feeling about this...
  • andy: (brings in 2 couches that fit 2 people only)
  • ellen: basically we are going to play "the kiss cam"
  • niall: (chuckles silently)
  • ellen: louis and harry are sitting together, and liam and zayn sit together. niall, my long-lost brother, will be beside me.
  • niall: (whispers to ellen) are you going to make me kiss you?
  • ellen: (whispers back) nah, i don't want to kiss the captain. and you're my brother, that would be gross.
  • ellen: okay, basically a camera goes across the room. what the camera is capturing will be shown in the screen behind me. those people on the screen must kiss...
  • zayn: but we haven't pla-
  • ellen: okay lets get started...
  • ellen: oh, i forgot, there is a twist: the lights will be turned off. when the camera is on you, the spotlight will be pointed to you. okay good luck
  • camera: (points at louis and harry)
  • harry and louis: (smile awkwardly)
  • audience and niall: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
  • harry and louis: (kiss each other)
  • ellen: wow, its like you kiss each other all the time (audience laughs) next people
  • camera: (points at liam and zayn)
  • ellen: oh they dont need to kiss. okay, now the game is over. lets talk about the tour.